Words of Caution: Things I Am Not.
Posted in Don't Know Where The Hell This Goes, Ode to My Sweet (Baby Stuff) on Dec 12th, 2012 29 Comments »
Dearest Lexi, as your mommy, the things I am not. I am not your chew toy to gnaw on to test-drive pointy little incisors. Nor is my nipple. I am not The Keeper of your stuffed animals. There will be a new rule: if YOU chuck Mr. Blobby into the toilet, YOUR FATHER will fish [...]